When word began circulating a year and a half ago that Machete might become a reality, I doubted that the actual movie could ever live up to the fake trailer that was featured in Grindhouse. But judging by the new (and very NSFW) red-band trailer shown below, Machete’s star-studded casting hasn’t stopped it from having all the nudity and over-the-top gore that the original preview promised. Machete won’t just cut you. He’ll rip out your organs and use them as transportation. But if Jessica Alba’s waiting in a shower for him somewhere, I suppose I can understand his zeal.